Movie Reviews

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  • "Joker" Review

    In 1988, Alan Moore’s “Killing Joke” unveiled one bad day and spiral into a chemical plant that reduced a sane man to the living lunacy known as The Joker. In 2019, one simply soaks alone in a lifetime of society’s selfish viciousness to devolve into a maniacal malcontent in makeup.

  • "Avengers: Endgame" Review

    The world’s deadliest deathtrap and most sadistic sledgehammer smash will not win “Endgame.”

  • "It" Review

    This film would be massively different starring Krusty the Chain-Smoking Clown.

  • "A Dog's Purpose" Review

    Ever wonder how Clifford the Big Red Dog’s neighborhood manages to survive the carnal chaos ensuing when Clifford's biological desire to procreate rages and female suitors go into heat? Ponder this essential question another time.

  • "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" Review

    “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” occurs “Once upon a time in a land far, far away” to younger generations recognizing Marilyn as the maniacal Manson.

  • "Coco" Review

    Another movie results in another home run for the Babe Ruth of family friendly cinema.